carbonite:

i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think that im better than everyone else

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

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sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

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officialwiccan:

spanish teacher: [starts speaking very rapidly]
me: salí para pasar un buen tiempo y honestamente siento tan atacado ahora

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